BLAST

September 6, 2009 - Comments Off on BLAST

Like cataclysmic fallout, the rain that fell the day i shot myself with a canon was extremely upsetting. The instruction is that in an emergency, to forcibly end your own life in an extreme and violent manner. Depression as caused by the rain that day was emergency enough.

I’m not sure where I heard my instruction.

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The Soundest Sleepers, Do So In A Trap

August 29, 2009 - Comments Off on The Soundest Sleepers, Do So In A Trap

Unknown to the outside world, belonging.

To belong, I have found, is the only feeling that I can stand, when my hand is held and my fears are quelled and I can sleep well. Though, no cell or fortress walls, like creatures seeking shelter fall, and settle for a life in chains.

My girl and me are free from locks and gates and bars, but together we are bound.

And I will sleep as sound.

I Dream Of Sleep

July 30, 2009 - Comments Off on I Dream Of Sleep

Dream of sleep, your best bet is to dream of where you are and what you’re doing. I regret having dreamt fanciful, childish notions. So now I dream of sleep.

Or…

The Thread Of A Ripping Yarn

In a move against all he has been working for, our hero begins to contemplate destroying his creation. The machine is brilliant, but a travesty. It would enrich so many lives… but at what cost? “Forgive the world for not being ready for what I have made” he says as he buries his work in the shallowest of graves “and take pity on whoever should find it and comprehend its value”.

The Recession & Pig Flu & The War & Isn’t The World A Shambles

July 27, 2009 - Comments Off on The Recession & Pig Flu & The War & Isn’t The World A Shambles

In times of recession, when one can no longer wish as the wishing well fare is too high. In times of panic, when one has the sniffles. In times of war, when a few soldiers come back from war dead, and people ask ‘why did they die?’ and nobody says ‘because they were in a war’. Isn’t the world an effing shambles. Aren’t my teeth an effing shambles. Aren’t my shoes an effing shambles. Isn’t this blog an effing shambles. Isn’t the system an effing shambles. Aren’t the parts an effing shambles. My whites need to be whiter. I should get into politics. Have a nice day. Do you have a breath mint?

Extemporaneous Video

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Life Sized Doll House Video

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A photo story about photos

July 17, 2009 - Comments Off on A photo story about photos

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Life Sized Dollhouse

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God’s Gift to the Gunshy

July 17, 2009 - Comments Off on God’s Gift to the Gunshy